Subtle Like Seabrook: Archive

Dec 30th

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I see there was drama, and I missed it.

Fuck me and my giving blood like a goddamn decent human being. Jesus Christ, though, some of you guys are like a dog that waits for its master to leave the house so you can piss on the floor. The nice, new carpeted floor. Bastards.

Dec 30th

Anonymous asked: Similar to a earlier question,
will Jonny ever get married?

Dec 28th

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Anonymous asked: Similar to a earlier question,
will Jonny ever get married?

Dec 28th

Anonymous asked: With yesterday being Sharp and Pisani birthday's, if you could give them anything in the world for their birthdays what would you pick?

Dec 28th

Anonymous asked: Toews or Kaner,
who gets married and has lotsss of babies first?

(i think Patty!)

Dec 28th

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Anonymous asked: With yesterday being Sharp and Pisani birthday's, if you could give them anything in the world for their birthdays what would you pick?

Dec 28th

Anonymous asked: Kaner Goal Celebration = Kaner Shuffle: agree or disagree? (see the ones where he is on one skate)

Dec 28th

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lillibridgesofcookcounty asked: i want a punk bunny, that would be bad ass

Dec 28th

Anonymous asked: Toews or Kaner,
who gets married and has lotsss of babies first?

(i think Patty!)

Dec 28th

Anonymous asked: Have you heard about the Jordin Tootoo substance abuse story?
What do you think about it?

Dec 28th

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Anonymous asked: Who do you want to see at the All Star Game? What's your 'perfect' team?

Dec 28th

Anonymous asked: which blackhawk is your spirit animal and why?

Dec 28th

Anonymous asked: Kaner Goal Celebration = Kaner Shuffle: agree or disagree? (see the ones where he is on one skate)

Dec 28th

lillibridgesofcookcounty asked: i want a punk bunny, that would be bad ass

Dec 28th

Anonymous asked: what do you consider a punkbunny?

Dec 28th

Anonymous asked: Have you heard about the Jordin Tootoo substance abuse story?
What do you think about it?

Dec 28th

Anonymous asked: What would you do if a TMI Tuesday passed without a sex question about Kaner?

Dec 28th

Anonymous asked: Who would you want to see play in the next Winter Classic and where at?

Dec 28th

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Anonymous asked: Who do you want to see at the All Star Game? What's your 'perfect' team?

Dec 28th

Anonymous asked: Ok, it's the middle of a game at an opposing team's arena, KissCam comes on and of course it eventually lands on the Blackhawks bench. Which two players do you think would be most likely to give the crowd an amusing response?

Dec 28th

Anonymous asked: which blackhawk is your spirit animal and why?

Dec 28th

culamhain asked: While I'm in agreement on the whole with the Hartford Whalers logo, what's your take on the Capitals' secondary logo, with the eagle wings forming a W and the Capitol in the negative space beneath?

Dec 28th

Anonymous asked: Which Blackhawk do you think is literally the stupidest person on the team? I figure since Ben Eager's not there anymore, a new champion had to emerge...

Dec 28th

Anonymous asked: what do you consider a punkbunny?

Dec 28th

Anonymous asked: What if God was one of us?

Dec 28th

Anonymous asked: What would you do if a TMI Tuesday passed without a sex question about Kaner?

Dec 28th

Anonymous asked: Hi!

I am a big fan of your blog, I think its hilarious. I have a quick question: I'm taking my sister to the hawks practice on Friday as part of her Christmas present, and I was wondering if you knew the best time to get to Johnny's Icehouse to get the best seats inside, and also if you knew where the best place would be to stand outside (before or after practice) to see...

Dec 28th

Anonymous asked: Whoops. Hit the button too soon.

Anyways, I love your blog. Brings some sunshine to an otherwise gloomy day (I am battling breast cancer and your post make me laugh. Particularly when they make fun of Kaner)

My question is, why do people call Toews Johnny? He is the least Johnny looking guy I have ever seen. I think his children will even address him as Sir, if he...

Dec 28th

Anonymous asked: Who would you want to see play in the next Winter Classic and where at?

Dec 28th

Anonymous asked: Ok, it's the middle of a game at an opposing team's arena, KissCam comes on and of course it eventually lands on the Blackhawks bench. Which two players do you think would be most likely to give the crowd an amusing response?

Dec 28th

culamhain asked: While I'm in agreement on the whole with the Hartford Whalers logo, what's your take on the Capitals' secondary logo, with the eagle wings forming a W and the Capitol in the negative space beneath?

Dec 28th

wandysmom asked: So, you're leaving a Christmas party, and Kaner approaches you with a big smile, stinking like booze, and holds up mistletoe, what do you do?

Dec 28th

Anonymous asked: So Skille, Bolland and Bickell scored. Seeing as Skille is an alligator/crocodile and Bolland is The Rat, what would Bryan's spirit animal be?

Dec 28th

Anonymous asked: Which Blackhawk do you think is literally the stupidest person on the team? I figure since Ben Eager's not there anymore, a new champion had to emerge...

Dec 28th

Anonymous asked: From @girlfriday19 - What's your favorite NHL logo, other than the Blackhawks, and why, from a graphic design standpoint?

Dec 28th

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Anonymous asked: What if God was one of us?

Dec 28th

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It's TMI Tuesday again. →

I have a nice pile of things to answer, but feel free to leave me more.

Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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Anonymous asked: what nationality are you?

Dec 28th

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Patrick Sharp and his dog Shooter

krisletang: ajroxmywhitesox: misterserious: Patrick Sharp, I didn’t think it was possible for you to be hotter than normal. Then I remembered you have the best dog ever (other than mine). Sharp + Shooter = Jen is swooning hardcore. You so good looking Sharpy. This is so freaking precious. I have a basset hound and this makes me love him even more. Patrick Sharp should be...

Dec 28th

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